I heard a story on NPR about a guy publishing a book which shrinks great works of literature into "tweet" length sentences. 160 characters (or somewhere in that ballpark). I think, sadly, that my blog will need to be that. Brevity may be the soul of wit, but it is also born of necessity for this busy farm girl! So...once again...things about which I want to write SOME DAY:
- Lou's beverage barn. The characters. The despair. The out of place counter top fit for a chic ski bar, but with very different liquor crossing its surface. The bottle return boy reading his customers by the bottles they return. For us: diet coke, poland spring products, microbrews, wine, and an occasional bottle of Tequila. For the man next to us: Miller high life and tab. Strangely thin interloper "Did you know Sam Adams Utopia is the strongest beer in the WORLD? It's like drinking 2 bottles of wine!" Completely busted witch woman "WHAT!? I ain't hear you. WHAT?!"
- I dreamed some idioms. Long dream short: loose horses, inability to get out the door because all I could find in my parents mudroom were two LEFT shoes, discovered nomadic conservative cattle herding women setting up camp at my house, this group turned into the conservative mormon clan from Big Love and I discovered they had let my horses loose when trying to put their cows in my pastures, they multiplied, and when I told them it was time to go, the mean leader literally BURIED HIS HEAD IN THE SAND. Dream interpreter, anybody!??!
- Madre for Governor.
- Summer camp. 90 degrees in a state not built for it. Productivity. Very limited chances to "just be." Trials. Boys clubs of lawyers and judges. Weddings. Busy. Busy. Busy. Busy.
AND...I am a now a bonafide horse trader.
The end. Goodnight!
Farm Girl
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
pobrecito
We said goodbye to Poser last night. He is posted on here as my "legal cat." He was my dude kitty. The fat tiger. My very favorite of our brady bunch of cat families collection. The only one I didn't mind sleeping on our bed. And for some reason, he decided to nap on the road last night. Dearest TT stepped out to look at the almost full moon and saw the car come around the bend. Yuck. Maybe I shouldn't have favorites. Or boy tiger kitties. They don't seem to make it very long. Rest in peace little fat kitty, Poser. Maybe you'll meet John Hughes.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
three photosss of sssummer
My dog. My river. This is really my life. Whoa.
Our garden grows in spite of us.
My walk-trotters take on at their very first show! C'est ca adorable!
another month has disappeared!
I didn't look at the last post, I only noticed that it was from June 17th. Today is July 21st (I think). I didn't mean to miss that much time. I knew it felt tremendous to sit down tonight with solitude and a moment to catch up though. A month of built up tales to tell.
This is how I am sitting right now - on my avocado green couch with my feet propped up on my avocado and cream ZEBRA print ottoman with tall green fields and some rich purple globe thistle in a cool quiet rain out each of the four windows in front of me, the Mason Jennings station on Pandora consistently impressing me song after song, a glass of water between my calves to battle a cold and dehydration, and my lower back throbbing up to my head reminding me that, oh yes, I did break the darned thing (my sacrum) only 2 short months ago and now I'm teaching a whole bunch of 10 hour days (on my feet) mixed in with riding horses and averaging 6 hours of sleep a night. PHEW. That run on sentence is like my run on life.
Legal work...in a couple of battles. Got a client into a drug court program. She lapsed on night one and spent the weekend in jail because of it. She had been in jail for several months before that. Long enough to teach me the following beauty tips from the cell: it is possible to thread your eyebrows with the threads ripped from your uniform; it is possible to make a tampon out of a maxi pad (ew); and apparently jolly ranchers mixed with HOT water will serve as a substitute for hair gel in a pinch. Did I already write about that in a blog post? Maybe. It deserves repeating.
Had to go try to collect money from some very flustered gay men who owe my firm a bundle thanks to a judgment from a year ago. Apparently, they have no money now (who does?), but in the process of learning that I did get keys thrown at me, asked if I ever read the paper, told that Bill Clinton was mad at my "daddykins" (seriously?) and essentially had an out of body experience while watching this couple bicker as though I wasn't in the room, " xxx (name deleted) xxx, STOP acting that way. This is not her fault. She is doing her job and being delightful. Seriously, quit it. I told you to BEHAVE today. Here, take your pill. I'm so sorry." It was tremendous. I think of all of it, my favorite response was "I'm glad you think we're butch enough for dirtbikes!" when I asked the question about the possibility of recreational vehicles. As I put it to my dad, I felt like I had been thrown under a rainbow colored bus.
My back hurts. Ow.
But I'm simply so quiet and happy and ALONE right now. The first time I've actually been alone in ages I think. Not something I usually crave, but something I certainly appreciate on occasion. The camp kids are all home for the night, the horses are in bed, no social engagements, and the lovely TT is off tossing a frisbee with my big bro in their summer league. I can catch up on e-mails to old friends. I can watch a girly movie. I can skip dinner or eat just mozarella and tomatoes. I can read a trashy novel. For two hours anyway....but really it isn't the fact that I'm alone that means I could do these things - TT wouldn't mind - it is the fact that I was in the house at 5:30 and my body is screaming at me to simply slow down for the night...and I'm listening!! That is rare. That is wonderful. If I don't consolidate my student loans soon (i.e. two weeks ago) I'm going to have collections agencies after me, but what is one more night?
The farm is bursting with horses, riders, gardeners. Ladies camps, kids camps, summer peeps for lessons, horse shows with a big crew. All good. All working towards a $7000.00 hay bill and continuing payments on my two star lesson horses. But despite my lack of good record keeping (receipts all in an envelope waiting to be recorded and analyzed!) it does seem to be coming in just enough to go back out again. Best line of summer so far: "What color is your pony?" "Oh, he's a jalapeno." The pony is actually a palomino.
We have a river. 10 minutes hiking down the fields, ford a mucky stream, cross some RR tracks, and slide down a bank. Then you've arrived. Serene river with warm water and a river to swim to. The other day down there with tevas, sports bra, undies, beer, bf, and golden retriever I felt down right cruncy. Granoooola. Should have bathed in patchuoli. But I didn't. Just dipped in the river and then snapped photos on my blackberry which really snapped me right out of that hippy moment.
We have peas coming - lots of them. And sunflowers and pumpkins. Lettuce is current. And some wacky early broccoli. Looks like broccolini.
I'm losing it. The focus. Really need to do bookkeeping for the farm, for myself with TT, for the student loan (sharks). Don't have energy. Day starts early tomorrow again. Camp 9-4. Extra lessons 4-6. Good friend visiting starting around noon. Farrier coming to show horses around 2. Buckle up and hold on...it just keeps flying away.
Oh, and one more thought. We went to the municipal pool today for a couple of pm hours during camp. It is a GREAT pool. There are 2 water slides. It costs $1. It was full of kids and fat people. Fat women with tats. And high heel wedge cork sandles. Ick. Which brings me to my 30 by 30. Has NOT been going so hot since I broke myself 2 months ago and the horses hit their summer peak. Haven't had time to keep track and haven't had well body to workout. AND...TT and I love the ice cream store next door, doh. But I think that this week will jump start given my lack of time for food and my enormous expenditure of energy just standing and teaching tha tmany hours. I'm losing my voice...maybe could lose some pounds along with it.
The rest of the summer weekends are full of horse shows, baby showers, and weddings, oh my. We will have one weekend home at the farm - maybe two. We may get to hit one island overnight concert. Last week saw some glorious summer days and sneak aways (to a beach, a day of fishing, and a wooded lake) so it isn't all work and no play...just mostly:) Good thing I love my work so much it feels like play.
I'm not even going to read this. Just post it. Editing be damned. This is stream of my semi-consciousness.
I LOVE MASON JENNINGS! and michael franti!
This is how I am sitting right now - on my avocado green couch with my feet propped up on my avocado and cream ZEBRA print ottoman with tall green fields and some rich purple globe thistle in a cool quiet rain out each of the four windows in front of me, the Mason Jennings station on Pandora consistently impressing me song after song, a glass of water between my calves to battle a cold and dehydration, and my lower back throbbing up to my head reminding me that, oh yes, I did break the darned thing (my sacrum) only 2 short months ago and now I'm teaching a whole bunch of 10 hour days (on my feet) mixed in with riding horses and averaging 6 hours of sleep a night. PHEW. That run on sentence is like my run on life.
Legal work...in a couple of battles. Got a client into a drug court program. She lapsed on night one and spent the weekend in jail because of it. She had been in jail for several months before that. Long enough to teach me the following beauty tips from the cell: it is possible to thread your eyebrows with the threads ripped from your uniform; it is possible to make a tampon out of a maxi pad (ew); and apparently jolly ranchers mixed with HOT water will serve as a substitute for hair gel in a pinch. Did I already write about that in a blog post? Maybe. It deserves repeating.
Had to go try to collect money from some very flustered gay men who owe my firm a bundle thanks to a judgment from a year ago. Apparently, they have no money now (who does?), but in the process of learning that I did get keys thrown at me, asked if I ever read the paper, told that Bill Clinton was mad at my "daddykins" (seriously?) and essentially had an out of body experience while watching this couple bicker as though I wasn't in the room, " xxx (name deleted) xxx, STOP acting that way. This is not her fault. She is doing her job and being delightful. Seriously, quit it. I told you to BEHAVE today. Here, take your pill. I'm so sorry." It was tremendous. I think of all of it, my favorite response was "I'm glad you think we're butch enough for dirtbikes!" when I asked the question about the possibility of recreational vehicles. As I put it to my dad, I felt like I had been thrown under a rainbow colored bus.
My back hurts. Ow.
But I'm simply so quiet and happy and ALONE right now. The first time I've actually been alone in ages I think. Not something I usually crave, but something I certainly appreciate on occasion. The camp kids are all home for the night, the horses are in bed, no social engagements, and the lovely TT is off tossing a frisbee with my big bro in their summer league. I can catch up on e-mails to old friends. I can watch a girly movie. I can skip dinner or eat just mozarella and tomatoes. I can read a trashy novel. For two hours anyway....but really it isn't the fact that I'm alone that means I could do these things - TT wouldn't mind - it is the fact that I was in the house at 5:30 and my body is screaming at me to simply slow down for the night...and I'm listening!! That is rare. That is wonderful. If I don't consolidate my student loans soon (i.e. two weeks ago) I'm going to have collections agencies after me, but what is one more night?
The farm is bursting with horses, riders, gardeners. Ladies camps, kids camps, summer peeps for lessons, horse shows with a big crew. All good. All working towards a $7000.00 hay bill and continuing payments on my two star lesson horses. But despite my lack of good record keeping (receipts all in an envelope waiting to be recorded and analyzed!) it does seem to be coming in just enough to go back out again. Best line of summer so far: "What color is your pony?" "Oh, he's a jalapeno." The pony is actually a palomino.
We have a river. 10 minutes hiking down the fields, ford a mucky stream, cross some RR tracks, and slide down a bank. Then you've arrived. Serene river with warm water and a river to swim to. The other day down there with tevas, sports bra, undies, beer, bf, and golden retriever I felt down right cruncy. Granoooola. Should have bathed in patchuoli. But I didn't. Just dipped in the river and then snapped photos on my blackberry which really snapped me right out of that hippy moment.
We have peas coming - lots of them. And sunflowers and pumpkins. Lettuce is current. And some wacky early broccoli. Looks like broccolini.
I'm losing it. The focus. Really need to do bookkeeping for the farm, for myself with TT, for the student loan (sharks). Don't have energy. Day starts early tomorrow again. Camp 9-4. Extra lessons 4-6. Good friend visiting starting around noon. Farrier coming to show horses around 2. Buckle up and hold on...it just keeps flying away.
Oh, and one more thought. We went to the municipal pool today for a couple of pm hours during camp. It is a GREAT pool. There are 2 water slides. It costs $1. It was full of kids and fat people. Fat women with tats. And high heel wedge cork sandles. Ick. Which brings me to my 30 by 30. Has NOT been going so hot since I broke myself 2 months ago and the horses hit their summer peak. Haven't had time to keep track and haven't had well body to workout. AND...TT and I love the ice cream store next door, doh. But I think that this week will jump start given my lack of time for food and my enormous expenditure of energy just standing and teaching tha tmany hours. I'm losing my voice...maybe could lose some pounds along with it.
The rest of the summer weekends are full of horse shows, baby showers, and weddings, oh my. We will have one weekend home at the farm - maybe two. We may get to hit one island overnight concert. Last week saw some glorious summer days and sneak aways (to a beach, a day of fishing, and a wooded lake) so it isn't all work and no play...just mostly:) Good thing I love my work so much it feels like play.
I'm not even going to read this. Just post it. Editing be damned. This is stream of my semi-consciousness.
I LOVE MASON JENNINGS! and michael franti!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
List of things to "get back to"
Things I need to come back to and write about some day:
1. My fractured sacrum.
2. My river sanctuary.
3. Eagles and chickadees.
4. Naughty Ponies
5. Boarding Contracts
6. The price of hay
7. Hoe-ing Rows
8. Bass Fishing
9. Family Politics - in every sense of both words
10. Facebook changing the order of "who knows what and when" which can cause unintentional emotional train wrecks.
11. Loving Maine.
12. Being in love, in Maine.
skip this number b/c the kid at the feed store won't load that number of bags of shavings in the truck
14. 50th birthdays
15. "sometimes, the place shapes you."
Tonight though, I am drained. Running below empty with a carousel of client meetings (law and horse), a messy (hairy!) house, a horse show to prepare for, and a slew of social obligations most of which I know I will bail on, but have not found it in me yet to just say no to because I'd love to say yes. I over plan because I want to do it all, and sometimes I can.
G'night.
Farm Girl
1. My fractured sacrum.
2. My river sanctuary.
3. Eagles and chickadees.
4. Naughty Ponies
5. Boarding Contracts
6. The price of hay
7. Hoe-ing Rows
8. Bass Fishing
9. Family Politics - in every sense of both words
10. Facebook changing the order of "who knows what and when" which can cause unintentional emotional train wrecks.
11. Loving Maine.
12. Being in love, in Maine.
skip this number b/c the kid at the feed store won't load that number of bags of shavings in the truck
14. 50th birthdays
15. "sometimes, the place shapes you."
Tonight though, I am drained. Running below empty with a carousel of client meetings (law and horse), a messy (hairy!) house, a horse show to prepare for, and a slew of social obligations most of which I know I will bail on, but have not found it in me yet to just say no to because I'd love to say yes. I over plan because I want to do it all, and sometimes I can.
G'night.
Farm Girl
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Lick 'em while you got 'em
You know the old adage, "Don't go to the grocery store when you're hungry?" I think the same should apply to "Don't go to PetCo when you're riddled with guilt!" I dropped off the man-dog for his big day this morning and sat with him as the cocktail kicked in and his happy wiggle slowly turned into a drunken wobble. By this afternoon, HE will be...gender neutral. It has to happen, and there are many times when I've thought how much I'd look forward to this day a) when he is humping the cat b) when he is humping his dog bed c)...you get the idea..., but then I think about how cruel and unusual that thought process is! "Dog humps things and is annoying...can't wait to remove his balls!" In any case, he will be rid of his jewels and I will lavish upon him the heaps of unncessary toys, flips, and booty, including an engraved name tag as though today he became a real man ("do you want the $7 or the $9, ma'am?" "ohhh...I'll take the $9" guilty guilty guilty) I just purchased for no real reason at PetCo.
In other news, we've got SALAD! Last night marked the first night of greens from our very own garden. We have arugula coming out our ears, and I LOVE it! Today, I purchased some supplies for what I feel may be a summer of bountiful roughage - plastic baggies for sharing the leaf love, and, wonder-of-wonders, a salad spinner. I never really saw a reason for them before until the leaves came in from the outside complete with dirt, and I'm pretty sure I saw the cat mistaking the garden for a litter box....
AND! The 30 by 30 has finally started, and it has started because I am keeping the log of everything consumed like I threatened to do months ago. Amazing, really, as I am not being accountable to anybody but myself, but knowing that each thing I consume will be going IN WRITING makes me stop and think. That and some recent photos of which I was not too fond. Half a week in and 2.5 pounds down. Summer of roughage indeed.
Abbot loses his balls. I lose my bulge. We all are more content with the world at the end of the day.
TIME TO DO LEGAL WORK. And did I mention there are TEN HORSES AT HOME NOW?! I wish I had time to truly document this entire experience. Tomorrow morning at 8 am there will be 10 well-intentioned retirees showing up to plant the food pantry garden (including TT's mother), so I've decided to clean the house and bake scones and muffins tonight, finish with horse chores early, and not go to the law office tomorrow. I'll just be a regular June Cleaver and then get down in the dirt with them. If only I could win the lottery and donate my time all the time...
ACK - really...must...get...to...work.
Hasta later!
Farm Girl
In other news, we've got SALAD! Last night marked the first night of greens from our very own garden. We have arugula coming out our ears, and I LOVE it! Today, I purchased some supplies for what I feel may be a summer of bountiful roughage - plastic baggies for sharing the leaf love, and, wonder-of-wonders, a salad spinner. I never really saw a reason for them before until the leaves came in from the outside complete with dirt, and I'm pretty sure I saw the cat mistaking the garden for a litter box....
AND! The 30 by 30 has finally started, and it has started because I am keeping the log of everything consumed like I threatened to do months ago. Amazing, really, as I am not being accountable to anybody but myself, but knowing that each thing I consume will be going IN WRITING makes me stop and think. That and some recent photos of which I was not too fond. Half a week in and 2.5 pounds down. Summer of roughage indeed.
Abbot loses his balls. I lose my bulge. We all are more content with the world at the end of the day.
TIME TO DO LEGAL WORK. And did I mention there are TEN HORSES AT HOME NOW?! I wish I had time to truly document this entire experience. Tomorrow morning at 8 am there will be 10 well-intentioned retirees showing up to plant the food pantry garden (including TT's mother), so I've decided to clean the house and bake scones and muffins tonight, finish with horse chores early, and not go to the law office tomorrow. I'll just be a regular June Cleaver and then get down in the dirt with them. If only I could win the lottery and donate my time all the time...
ACK - really...must...get...to...work.
Hasta later!
Farm Girl
Sunday, May 31, 2009
six weeks later...
Six weeks in the land of farm-law-life and a whole lot can happen! If anybody was actually following along on this thing, I imagine I've lost them. That's one of the things that can happen. There have also been birthday celebrations, trips to the emergency room after unplanned dismounts, a burgeoning horse population at the farm (yep, we're up to TEN, folks!), gym memberships left unused due to lingering injury and pain, new legal clients, new riding clients (and the wisdom to know the difference!), a completed RIDING ring with lovely footing, and...what the name of this blog is all about, some travel - to Texas for a lovely getaway and reunion all wrapped into one (remind me to write someday about "The Night of the 3 Boyfriends" - the first night ever spent at a social function with my bf, my ex-bf, and my ex's bf! Hm. What a world.).
Sooo...the trouble with my journal keeping habits (cum-blogging-technique) is that unless I am really up to date and in the moment, I spend all of this time explaining what I have not recorded and jotting half sentence notes for memory jogging at some unspecificed "later date." And tonight is no exception as I am pleasantly exhausted from an entire weekend of riding, teaching, tilling, grilling, and garden planning.
I staged an aerial attack on dandelions with a ho yesterday which ended with a score of Farmgirl 2, Dandelions 1. Although I did successfully rip out their deep, clinging roots, they also left me with a fiery blister on the thumb. Our gardening efforts are comical, but earnest. There was a moment this weekend when I literally googled "how to plant carrots" before diligently filling in the chart I created including such things as "depth of seeds," "width between rows," "thinning technique," and "harvesting." I never claimed to know what I was doing, but that has never stopped me before either! Apparently I'm just oh-so-trendy as well - cover feature on last Sunday's NYTimes told tales of college students seeking out summer internships on organic farms for no pay and life in a yurt. Hm. I'm sure I can fashion one of those, and I can throw in the bonus of horses for inspiration!
In other news, we seem to be winning the war on laundry. Temporarily.
As for the state of the world, some comic insight, or a more enjoyable post than this. Apologies. Ask me next time I'm on here having had fewer glasses of wine and more time to think. At least I'm back on now. Maybe some in the moment posting will result. Until next time. ~Farm Girl (just back from travels!)
Sooo...the trouble with my journal keeping habits (cum-blogging-technique) is that unless I am really up to date and in the moment, I spend all of this time explaining what I have not recorded and jotting half sentence notes for memory jogging at some unspecificed "later date." And tonight is no exception as I am pleasantly exhausted from an entire weekend of riding, teaching, tilling, grilling, and garden planning.
I staged an aerial attack on dandelions with a ho yesterday which ended with a score of Farmgirl 2, Dandelions 1. Although I did successfully rip out their deep, clinging roots, they also left me with a fiery blister on the thumb. Our gardening efforts are comical, but earnest. There was a moment this weekend when I literally googled "how to plant carrots" before diligently filling in the chart I created including such things as "depth of seeds," "width between rows," "thinning technique," and "harvesting." I never claimed to know what I was doing, but that has never stopped me before either! Apparently I'm just oh-so-trendy as well - cover feature on last Sunday's NYTimes told tales of college students seeking out summer internships on organic farms for no pay and life in a yurt. Hm. I'm sure I can fashion one of those, and I can throw in the bonus of horses for inspiration!
In other news, we seem to be winning the war on laundry. Temporarily.
As for the state of the world, some comic insight, or a more enjoyable post than this. Apologies. Ask me next time I'm on here having had fewer glasses of wine and more time to think. At least I'm back on now. Maybe some in the moment posting will result. Until next time. ~Farm Girl (just back from travels!)
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